Walking in the Rain

“O-o-o-h-h-h, it’s raining! Let’s go for a walk in the rain!” I was in uncharted waters here. We were on day three of our very short honeymoon, following a brief thirteen-day courtship. Given the romantic inflection in Lynne’s voice, I unwisely gave a knee-jerk response. “No, no, no, no, no! That is not romantic to…